when your mum catches you still on the computer after she told you to go to bed
conversation at work
i work at a halloween haunted house park
Guy who works in a haunted house:
The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.
Yeah? Why's that?
If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?
i dont get it
you can see their bras. Its funny.
did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?
Some girl walking past:
What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
some other boy:
HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?
I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??
uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ
"I’ve got to find my sister."
my policy for “they’re just doing it for attention” has always been and always will be “then someone needs to pay attention to them”
the reviews say “gritty realism” but the heart whispers “suburban straight boy libertarian fantasy with a limited color palette”
what do you mean that isn’t what he looks like
my dad grew this potato that looks like a shark so he stuck a paper fin in it and he’s calling it Sharktato
it’s on a stick because he likes to move it around and sing the jaws theme song