© meliapond

rubyetc:

universal truths 

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sadspaghetti:

when your mum catches you still on the computer after she told you to go to bed

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(Source: taeshidiary)

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conversation at work i work at a halloween haunted house park
Guy who works in a haunted house: The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.
Me: Yeah? Why's that?
Guy: If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?
Me: uh
Me: i dont get it
Guy: you can see their bras. Its funny.
Me: did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?
Some girl walking past: What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
some other boy: HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?
girl: I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??
other boy: *SCREAMING*
girl: *SCREAMING*
me: *SCREAMING*
first boy: uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ
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"I’ve got to find my sister."

(Source: gowo)

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sirsmalldog:

my policy for “they’re just doing it for attention” has always been and always will be “then someone needs to pay attention to them”

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letsplaygifs:

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spookycyborg:

the reviews say “gritty realism” but the heart whispers “suburban straight boy libertarian fantasy with a limited color palette”

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misstvhead:

what do you mean that isn’t what he looks like

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stilesmcalll:

my dad grew this potato that looks like a shark so he stuck a paper fin in it and he’s calling it Sharktato

it’s on a stick because he likes to move it around and sing the jaws theme song

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